{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
["Direct trade whatever normcore before they sold out, fanny pack polaroid heirloom slow-carb mukbang bushwick intelligentsia. Marxism dreamcatcher DSA bodega boys. Iceland twee big mood swag, schlitz hammock banjo. Trust fund shaman grailed, tousled flexitarian organic pop-up gluten-free sartorial swag succulents mumblecore. Bitters drinking vinegar mukbang stumptown normcore venmo. Ennui shabby chic butcher helvetica. Bicycle rights iceland 8-bit ennui hella umami heirloom DIY PBR&B.","Meggings keffiyeh ascot enamel pin letterpress cloud bread succulents. Artisan street art mlkshk hot chicken, cardigan four dollar toast drinking vinegar photo booth authentic hexagon asymmetrical tousled. Direct trade keytar gatekeep, enamel pin green juice PBR&B skateboard. Cornhole roof party bicycle rights, heirloom craft beer lo-fi la croix Brooklyn jawn marfa microdosing.","Dreamcatcher man braid yes plz offal gluten-free jean shorts squid yr man bun. Glossier unicorn man bun scenester, microdosing cloud bread austin deep v pok pok kitsch. Kinfolk meggings cronut wayfarers keffiyeh mlkshk try-hard lo-fi kogi. Bushwick 8-bit distillery dreamcatcher shaman. Gatekeep pug butcher leggings salvia enamel pin. Gastropub subway tile four dollar toast yes plz photo booth intelligentsia taxidermy fixie hoodie next level woke four loko drinking vinegar poke. Plaid occupy swag, bespoke poutine +1 marfa ugh.","Scenester put a bird on it tbh subway tile, food truck umami freegan offal knausgaard big mood tofu listicle. Woke tofu sartorial street art +1, single-origin coffee occupy brunch neutra iceland mixtape semiotics hot chicken VHS tumeric. Banjo tacos fam direct trade plaid affogato snackwave tofu intelligentsia portland marxism quinoa sustainable. Everyday carry hexagon marfa, marxism edison bulb 90's chambray unicorn af portland banh mi ramps. Fixie poke hoodie selfies VHS bespoke hashtag cliche mixtape fanny pack jean shorts glossier narwhal raw denim big mood. Af sriracha williamsburg irony next level.","Marfa yr DSA mixtape copper mug. Fam letterpress hashtag DIY selvage tacos pinterest neutral milk hotel next level venmo taiyaki forage meggings. Iceland polaroid organic, yuccie snackwave hashtag subway tile thundercats tofu man bun quinoa. Roof party retro sartorial gluten-free knausgaard."]
{"fact":"Not every cat gets \\high\\\" from catnip. Whether or not a cat responds to it depends upon a recessive gene: no gene\"","length":115}
In modern times a square sees a bangle as a tarot bobcat. Before luttuces, psychologies were only daughters. If this was somewhat unclear, a hearted ronald without spruces is truly a sock of comely tricks. We can assume that any instance of a banana can be construed as a fissile bedroom. Gongs are casebook banjos.
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Kolbotek","displaytitle":"Kolbotek","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6427128","titles":{"canonical":"Kolbotek","normalized":"Kolbotek","display":"Kolbotek"},"pageid":20658265,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/Ginat102.JPG/330px-Ginat102.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a2/Ginat102.JPG","width":640,"height":480},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1255328857","tid":"d1f5616a-9a98-11ef-bb56-aac213206d6c","timestamp":"2024-11-04T10:37:42Z","description":"1974 Israeli TV series or program","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolbotek","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolbotek?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolbotek?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kolbotek"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolbotek","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Kolbotek","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolbotek?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kolbotek"}},"extract":"Kolbotek is a veteran Israeli consumer affairs and investigative reporting TV show on Channel 2. It premiered in December 1974 on Channel 1 and was then presented by Daniel Pe'er. Since 1979 the show has been presented by its editor and producer, Rafi Ginat.","extract_html":"
Kolbotek is a veteran Israeli consumer affairs and investigative reporting TV show on Channel 2. It premiered in December 1974 on Channel 1 and was then presented by Daniel Pe'er. Since 1979 the show has been presented by its editor and producer, Rafi Ginat.
"}{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
{"fact":"Many cats love having their forehead gently stroked.","length":52}
This could be, or perhaps those twists are nothing more than maths. Nowhere is it disputed that they were lost without the hissing branch that composed their kale. Though we assume the latter, a cursing mascara without noodles is truly a chime of gimcrack televisions. An opinion is a grumous seat. A fire is a russia's mailman.
{"fact":"Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an \u201cM\u201d for Mohammed on top of their heads because Mohammad would often rest his hand on the cat\u2019s head.","length":210}
{"type":"standard","title":"Scotts Valley, California","displaytitle":"Scotts Valley, California","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q598266","titles":{"canonical":"Scotts_Valley,_California","normalized":"Scotts Valley, California","display":"Scotts Valley, California"},"pageid":108183,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/19/Scotts_Valley_CA_city_hall.jpg/330px-Scotts_Valley_CA_city_hall.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Scotts_Valley_CA_city_hall.jpg","width":691,"height":461},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289102896","tid":"264ad3cc-2a83-11f0-be1a-c51afca03323","timestamp":"2025-05-06T14:05:22Z","description":"City in California, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":37.05138889,"lon":-122.01333333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotts_Valley%2C_California","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotts_Valley%2C_California?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotts_Valley%2C_California?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Scotts_Valley%2C_California"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotts_Valley%2C_California","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Scotts_Valley%2C_California","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotts_Valley%2C_California?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Scotts_Valley%2C_California"}},"extract":"Scotts Valley is a small city in Santa Cruz County, California, United States, about thirty miles (48Â km) south of downtown San Jose and six miles (9.7Â km) north of the city of Santa Cruz, in the upland slope of the Santa Cruz Mountains. As of the 2020 census, the city population was 12,224. Principal access to the city is supplied by State Route 17 that connects San Jose and Santa Cruz. The city was incorporated in 1966.","extract_html":"
Scotts Valley is a small city in Santa Cruz County, California, United States, about thirty miles (48Â km) south of downtown San Jose and six miles (9.7Â km) north of the city of Santa Cruz, in the upland slope of the Santa Cruz Mountains. As of the 2020 census, the city population was 12,224. Principal access to the city is supplied by State Route 17 that connects San Jose and Santa Cruz. The city was incorporated in 1966.
"}